Mordecai Richler Quotes
30 quotes • Screenwriter • Age 70
"I don't hold with shamans, witch doctors, or psychiatrists. Shakespeare, Tolstoy, or even Dickens, understood more about the human condition than ever occurred to any of you. You overrated bunch of charlatans deal with the grammar of human problems, and the writers I've mentioned with the essence."
"In a nutshell, I am not unaware of my failings. Neither am I a stranger to irony."
"Each man creates god in his own image."
"A boy can be two, three, four potential people, but a man is only one. He murders the others."
"Mr. Bernard died on a Monday, at the age of seventy-five, his body wasted. He lay in state for two days in the lobby of the Bernard Gursky Tower and, as he failed to rise on the third, he was duly buried."
"It seems to me that our lives are consumed by countless wasting years, but only a few shining moments. I missed mine. Yes is what I should have said. Of course I should have said yes."
"The truth is Canada is a cloud-cuckoo-land, an insufferably rich country governed by idiots, its self-made problems offering comic relief to the ills of the real world out there, where famine and racial strife and vandals in office are the unhappy rule."
"All writing is about the same thing - it's about dying, about the brief flicker of time we have here, and the frustration it creates"
"When a child is born, I once explained to the kids, some dads lay down bottles of wine for them that will mature when they grow up into ungrateful adults. Instead, what you're going to get from me, as each of you turns sixteen, is a library of the one hundred books that gave me the most pleasure when I was a know-nothing adolescent."
"I'm world-famous,” Dr. Parks said, “all over Canada."
"Bad days my memory functions no better than an out-of-focus kaleidoscope, but other days me recall is painfully perfect."
"...if I were an angel of the Lord, I would mark the doors of each of my children's homes with an X, so that plague and misfortune would pass over them. Alas, I lack the qualifications. So when there was still world and time enough I fretted. I nagged. I corrected. I got everything wrong."