Dan Harmon Quotes
14 quotes • TV Producer • Age 53
"None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We hurt others, we hurt ourselves, we make others happy and we please ourselves. We can and should forgive ourselves and each other for that."
"My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones."
"Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead."
"I've discovered a new video game called owning my home."
"Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity depends on actual people journeying into the unknown and returning with ideas."
"I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even."
"All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive."
"Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do."
"As humans, reality for us is largely based on other people's perceptions. If there's 20 bodies in your crawl space but you haven't been caught yet, you tell yourself you're still a birthday clown, and that's how you keep doing it."
"I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it's my job to overcome it."
"Humankind made these religions; that our brains are capable of doing that is neither something to take too seriously — because we also make poop, and we learned to flush that the fuck down the toilet — but it's also not something to totally disregard."
"You can't tell the audience — well, you can, but I don't like to tell the audience — that anything they're watching doesn't matter."